here is a cute one

quote from movie board on bbs:

“如果他叫Nameless,那么是哲理片.
如果叫ANONYMOUS,那么是侦探片.
如果叫DON-ASK-MY-NAME-DUDE,那么是搞笑片.
如果叫XXX,那么是三及片.
如果叫N.G.,那么是科幻片. (or UFO, as suggested later)”